Sleep

Oh so you don't know what sleep is? Sleep is this thing where you close your eyes and go through this unconscious state. i t s   n o t    c o o l

AT A L L I tell you- AT A L L. If your parent's tell you that you have to go to sleep then tell them: "w h y?"

You: '' What? Sleep is healthy for you ''

The community's opinions on sleep
HuntressXD says: It feels like you die, and then when you wake up, it also feels like dying. Note it’s a very painful death. (This was written during “brain cell loss,” a time at night where NightOwlWings like Huntress lose their brain-cells and all logical thinking.)

Very sleep deprived OofitAsh says: no sleep no slepo no slep no sleep

Jaguar that has no brainselfs: Sleeb noshwy no bymust awake- itbe stupid

Chaos: It makes me dizzy and makes me want to sleep more. ''' SLEEP IS A DRUG. A VERY BAD DRUG. ''' No sleeb No Sleeb NO Sleeb NO SLEEB. SLEEB IS BAD,SLEEB KILLS YOU, MOST PEOPLE DIE IN THEIR SLEEB.

Dawn thinks that its a waste of time, people say it give you energy but the wiki gives me energy

OofitAsh adds onto their sentence: ew s l e e p

Deep says: sleep is when you temporarily die when your body just cant function because it's so tired. but if you are already dead, then you dont need it B)

Wasp clearly states: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK *sips energy drink, coffee, soda, and boba* it should be banned for childs 13+ between the hours of 3pm and 8am

Vyx says that sleeb is a curse, and hammer does not approve. If you are not sleeb deprived you should become sleeb deprived or e l s e

OofitAsh hella agrees then slams their head on their table swearing at themselves for being a idiot(Ash is not okay) (Vyx’s note: Imagine being ok. wait- it’s possible to be ok???)

Evening says: Sleeb is something my fren made me try. Its horrible. You have NO CONTROL OF YOURSELF AND YOUR TRAPPED. Never. Never. Sleep. It. Is. Horrible.

Deep also says: AHAHEHEM,, the dictionary says that sleep is: Sleep is a naturally recurring state of mind and body, characterized by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity, reduced muscle activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles during rapid eye movement sleep, and reduced interactions with surroundings. (wikipedia)

OofitAsh replies: ''w h a t.. . . .. . . ..''

Wasp agrees with Vyx and is confused with what deep said and yeets wikipedia out the window because not everything on wikipedia is true

Deep says: i know two things: 1, wikipedia is weird and 2, sleep is bad

Winters beautiful expert knowledge on the topic 'sle*b': Too much sleep can increase the risk of diabetes, heart disease, stroke, and death according to several studies done over the years. Too much is defined as greater than 30 minutes every other day. The most common cause of sleep is not being on Fandom the night before, or cumulatively during the week.

Wasps idea of sl**p: we ned nu slp slp ish fr da wek. utbe ish betr thn slp.

OofitAsh reples: yeb hubjedefrwhjdfrtf

ImpostorOfTheDay: I like napping in the day but besides that i dont actually sleep much

Tangerine says: sleep is bad for your health

Jaguar is very confused by Deep because *Yeets Wikipedia out of the window* Also sleep very bad. It makes you late for school! (I have experience with this) They also very much agree with Winter.

this is great to watch unfold. -ashwin

Chaos: AHEMAHEMAHEMAHEM... //lots of annoying claering throat noises// bing define saids:

Sleep is a condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended. //Me looks at definition// Wow- several hours EvErY nIgHt- //eyebrows raise to the top of head

OofitAsh: wtf-

According to KittyCatOllie, sleep is "The result of a dangerous mental and physical condition, commonly known as tiredness. It is proven to cause groggynes, unhappyness, and grumpyness, all of which can have severe affects on your mental and social life. Please, as a former sleeper I BEG you, quit for your friends, family, and for you.

Vyx also hates sleep because if you try to sleep sometimes you get sleep paralysis- and its really f***ing scary (take my word for it)

AnAverageGhost says: Sleep bad lmfao

* chaotic screeching* AnAverageGhost says: w e l l technically you do need to sleep but you should minimize sleep, possibly allow yourself 1 minute of sleep per week you go without sleep.

Deep says: n o o b, you sleep? even for a minute? /j

//jumps in with Tartarus floating above me// Chaos: I SHALL SUCK THE SLEEPERS INTO TARTARUS AND THEN INTO CHAOS

Soup is wondering what the f*** happened here.

Kaden/Kai just shrugs

vyx say to not question it

elps says: if you sleep, your in a constant need of waking up, having your relaxing rest time for stupid school, then you've got shoveling the lawn on snow days, it all just a maze with no end and no start, you just get thrown into there, helpless.

You:  'STOP! DON'T listen to the wiki. We should lead a secret revolution to restore everyone's sleep!!'